Hey, don't touch the tophat and you should be fine.
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No seriously I mean it, don't touch the hat.
Don't push your luck...
Touch the hat and you lose a finger.
It'll be the last hat you ever touch.
Oh I dare you, come on, touch the hat.
Too chicken to do it huh? Yeah that's what I thought, cause you know what'll happen.
So definitely don't touch the hat.